Comments on WITFITS: I Never Learned How To Read

I'm relatively certain you don't want anything tha...

2006-09-30T17:48:00.000-04:00

I'm relatively certain you don't want anything that comes from their ovens.

I'm curious about this Hitler Day Camp. Is lunch p...

2006-07-10T10:50:00.000-04:00

I'm curious about this Hitler Day Camp. Is lunch provided?

There's a sign by the UD baseball field that I rea...

2006-07-09T12:23:00.000-04:00

There's a sign by the UD baseball field that I read "Hitler Day Camp."

Fortunately, it really says "Hitter Day Camp."

I'm sure you've gotten this email by now:

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Oh good, then we're all going crazy together, that...

2006-07-08T16:35:00.000-04:00

Oh good, then we're all going crazy together, that's somewhat comforting.

Perhaps it is an evil scheme by Dr. Katonian, I dunno.

ME TOO! And with the typos! Geez...wait. I think...

2006-07-08T14:36:00.000-04:00

ME TOO! *And* with the typos! Geez...wait. I think it's YOU, Kato. You're the source!

Quick! Get the Lysol!

Dude!!! The SAME thing has been happening to me!!!...

2006-07-08T11:34:00.000-04:00

Dude!!! The SAME thing has been happening to me!!!!! I thought it was mad cow disease, or early-onset alzheimer's, but I like the viral dyslexia theory better.

Also, I have been flipping letters in words around when I type. I mean, typos are one thing, but for fuck's sake, this is ridiculous.