Comments on WITFITS: "That which we call a rose by any other name would...

Heather: Actually, I've determined that socks act...

2005-04-06T16:11:00.000-04:00

Heather: Actually, I've determined that socks actually disappear in the dryer. If you look real closely at the owner's manual you'll see, in fine print, "May open wormholes to alternate dimensions. This is to be expected under normal operating conditions." And, clearly, some of these alternate dimensions have a penchant for socks. I believe Peter Griffin on The Family Guy determined his washer/dryer opened into Narnia.

Miss Scarlet: Sure, blame others for your own clumsiness. No wonder the tooth fairy stopped visiting you. Paintings of Tomtens creep me out. Plus, I think if you don't leave them food or something, they like kill your sheep and crap in the upper tank of your toilet.

You don't really want tomtens. They used my car t...

2005-04-01T09:25:00.000-05:00

You don't really want tomtens. They used my car to put a hole in my garage, spilled cereal and milk on my living room carpet, and buried my trash can lid in the snow.
No, wait, that was me. Except that last one--that was the angry leprechauns.
Okay, but those tomten bastards will leave footprints indented in your carpet.

Good Documentary: If You can see it -http://www.nf...

2005-03-31T17:55:00.000-05:00

Good Documentary: If You can see it -
http://www.nfb.ca/thefairyfaith/

I'd like the idea of brownies inhabiting my house...it would then explain all the odd socks and disappearing toilet paper (you know...right when you need it)

I went through a phase where I did alot of Indian cooking and one day I walked in my house and exclaimed "My house smells like an apartment building!"

~H

-E: Most of the time I can't place the smell, whi...

2005-03-30T18:46:00.000-05:00

-E: Most of the time I can't place the smell, which is perhaps the most puzzling thing of all. Perhaps I'm on a new reality T.V. show: "Wheel of Smells."

Cindy: Not only do they not leave me leftovers, but I think they raid my fridge too. I find myself often saying, "I couldn't possible have eaten all of that delicious pie myself. Someone must have nicked a piece while I wasn't looking!"
See-N-Say apartment, eh? Sounds like an excellent topic for a blog entry. Get to it, chop, chop!
"The angry girlfriend says: touch me again and I'll cut it off!"

Phoenix: Ha! I have no comeback, well done.

Robin: I always thought happiness smelled a little like nachos, with maybe a hint of Best Buy. Not to be confused with fritos with a hint of b.o.--that's what that guy from IT smells like.

hmm...I wonder what happiness smells like? Probabl...

2005-03-30T15:52:00.000-05:00

hmm...I wonder what happiness smells like? Probably chocolate and Hugh Grant (feel free to read into that ;) )

I think your nose is having out-of-apartment exper...

2005-03-30T11:10:00.000-05:00

I think your nose is having out-of-apartment experiences.

How rude of your invisible chefs not to leave you ...

2005-03-30T02:45:00.000-05:00

How rude of your invisible chefs not to leave you some leftovers. Are they at least turning off the oven?
A Scratch-N-Sniff apartment - I think I've moved into the See-N-Say version. Considering my neighbors however, an adults-only version. Much more entertaining than "The Cow Says MOO".

HAHA my apartment does the same thing. But half th...

2005-03-30T00:10:00.000-05:00

HAHA my apartment does the same thing. But half the time I can't place what the smell is.