WITFITS: Why Does This Exist?

Topics: Funny, Hermit Crab, Random, Weird

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by Kato @ 12:25 AM

Seriously, why?

I didn't know hermit crabs were a thing in desperate need of blinging.

8 comments

M.D. said...

6/26/2009 6:12 AM

The best part is the warning to only use it on an empty shell.

PikaPikaChick said...

6/26/2009 8:44 AM

Finally I have something to show my husband that is waaaay worse than the pink jacket I put our dog in during the winter months.

Anonymous said...

6/26/2009 11:35 AM

oh, to be back in the 3rd grade science lab where we had a dozen hermit crabs and we would have not read the label saying empty shell.

and hey, what store do you shop at to find such cool items?!

a.reid

Sunny said...

6/26/2009 7:44 PM

well, This must have been specially custom made for Paris and her Pet Hermit-Crab.

Veronica said...

7/04/2009 12:59 AM

Then you, sir, have never owned a hermit crab!

Kato (post author) said...

7/15/2009 12:21 PM

M.D.: Screw that, I want my LIVE hermit crab to look PIMP.

Pika: That jacket doesn't say "Juicy" on it does it?

a.reid: I would have ignored the warning as well. I don't remember the exact store I was in. I think Pet Smart.

Sunny: That's hot.

Veronica: Ha! Actually, I had one as a kid. His name was "Hermy". He didn't eat anything and died in like 3 days. First and last hermit crab I ever owned. I LOVED THAT CRAB.

Anonymous said...

7/17/2009 11:32 AM

"Hermit Crab," "Bling," "Kit." It's like you're saying real words individually but strung together you lost me.

-Miss Scarlet (AKA, "Crap, I Can't Remember My Blogger Login")

Tara Anderson said...

11/09/2009 7:07 PM

It exists for the same reason that these Hot Boys lyrics exist...

Medallion iced up
Rolex bezelled up
And my pinky ring is platinum plus
Earrings be trillion cut
And my grill be slugged up.

Stick that in your hermit crab shell!