And finally, the debate of the millenia, comparing what's behind with what's below.

YOUR ASS provides cushioning for you to sit. A HOLE IN THE GROUND provides a place for puddles to form. Winner: YOUR ASS.

YOUR ASS came from all those twinkees you ate. That HOLE IN THE GROUND, where did that come from, has that always been there? Winner: A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

A HOLE IN THE GROUND can be filled by a road crew if it needs work. YOUR ASS can be filled by a nurse if, say, you need an enema. Winner: A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

A HOLE IN THE GROUND can produce noxious gas if it connects to a sewer. YOUR ASS can produce noxious gas after a late night run to Taco Bell. Winner: Neither.

ASS is a synonym for Donkey. HOLE is a synonym for Courtney Love. Winner: Tossup.

Someone who investigates a HOLE IN THE GROUND is called a Spelunker. Someone who investigates YOUR ASS is called a Proctologist. Winner: A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

YOUR ASS is round. A HOLE IN THE GROUND is round. Winner: Tie.

"Digging YOUR ASS" can be seen as a compliment. "Digging A HOLE IN THE GROUND" can be seen as a tiresome chore. Winner: YOUR ASS.

In prison, you could hide contraband in YOUR ASS. On a desert island, Pirates could hide buried treasure in A HOLE IN THE GROUND: Winner: A HOLE IN THE GROUND.

Although you really couldn't tell the difference, A HOLE IN THE GROUND beat YOUR ASS.

Thus concludes this little experiment in random thing vs. random other thing. Hope you enjoyed the ride.