A couple of weeks ago, in what was certainly a publicity stunt (that worked), PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry's, suggesting that they use human breast milk, instead of cow milk, in their ice cream.

While the, er, natural packaging of the source product already has wide appeal, most of the people I've talked to agree that this is not something you want "just like Mamma used to make." However, I couldn't help but ponder the fantastic new flavors that would result:

Boobberry
Titstachio
(Breast) Pump up the Jam
Chocolate Cones
Banana Mammary
Coconut Bra
Milk Dud
Cherry Cleavage
Reese's Double-D Cup
Muffin Top
Whipped Cream Bikini (goes well with Cherry on Top)
Nipply Neapolitan

And my personal favorite...
Motorboatin' Mocha

And many, many more that I'm sure I have missed....