Yesterday at the Worldwide Developers Conference, Steve Jobs officially announced the next iteration of the iPhone. With his keynote running long, there were a few features he forgot to mention. In addition to apps, 3G data connectivity, and GPS, the new iPhone will have:

• A Mirror.
• USB hub.
• Bottle opener.
• Tooth whitener.
• Spork.
• Telescoping antenna.
• Telescope.
• Truth lasso.
• Pocket Fisherman.
• Tiki god.
• Notary public.
• Power of Attorney.
• Waffle iron.
• Waffles.
• Irons.
• Jumprope.
• Night vision.
• GFCI.
• Breathalyzer.
• Pipe cleaner.
• Soil sample collector.
• Jaw harp.
• Handcuffs.
• Flyswatter.
• LoJack.
• Novelty sticker reading "Unless you're a hemmerhoid, get off my ass."

When asked why MMS messaging and "Copy and Paste" weren't announced, Jobs waved his hand and said "These aren't the features you're looking for."

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