by
Miss Scarlet
@ 10:28 AM
On the instructions for a Homedics bath spa bubble bath mat (it makes your bath bubble like a Jacuzzi):
"Do not use while sleeping."
While on the surface it seems like a timesaver, it's generally not a good idea to bathe at all while sleeping.
On the terms and conditions section of my most recent airline reservation:
"Ticket is non-refundable. Note: Waived for death of passenger."
That's awfully considerate.
On a bottle of Bath & Body Works aromatherapy body wash:
"For best results, breathe deeply."
I hear Bath & Body Works will be introducing soap-flavored desserts for the holidays. For best results, chew thoroughly then swallow.
At an intersection - not accompanied by a stop sign:
"Incoming traffic does not stop."
Well somebody better! (And also, incoming traffic does stop - there are stop signs for all other directions.)
Handwritten on a piece of paper taped to the inside of a restroom door:
"PULL HARD"
If you've already made your way into the bathroom and are facing your only way out, who is the person who tries the door, finds it a little tough to open, and just gives up? If your problem-solving ability is at a level this low, I'm not sure how you made your way out of the house this morning. (Not to mention you really didn't have to pull all that hard.)
Captioning a photograph:
"Kraft paper and ribbon used to decorate the wall."
I think this is a typo, but maybe they really did use paper made by the Kraft company to decorate the walls. Cheese theme, perhaps?
On a health facts calendar:
"Smoking is the leading cause of statistics."
I hear ignorance is the leading cause of dumb sentences.
**This just in from the Proprietor on location in Florida**
At a hotel wishing pool (about 6 inches deep):
No diving.
I don't think I need to comment.
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