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And Shia LaBeouf As The Kato

by Kato @ 2:09 PM

It's always interesting trying to decide who would play you in a movie. Recently I've settled upon Shia LaBeouf. I've Photoshopped his picture (see sidebar) to show you what he'd look like playing my part. It's uncanny.

Since everyone loves lists, here are 10 Reasons I Want Shia LaBeouf To Play Me In A Movie:

He's so hot right now.
Big eyebrows. The actor playing me must look like he has two caterpillars sleeping on his forehead.
Wavy/curly hair. The perfect movie Kato is the one that when you first see him you just want to go up and give his hair a good tussle.
He's Indiana Jones' kid in the upcoming movie. I own a Fedora. Nuff said.
He's made out with Megan Fox which, by the Transitive Property, means I will have made out with Megan Fox if LaBeouf plays me in a movie.
Sorry, I'm still thinking about the awesomeness of #5.
His last name is a misspelling of "The Beef" in French and I, of course, love beef.
He's Jewish and I enjoy Matzah Ball soup, which would make those scenes in the movie more authentic. He should really look like he's enjoying the soup.
Adam Goldberg is probably busy.
He could introduce me to Optimus Prime.

5 comments

Vicarious Living said...

8/17/2007 12:42 PM

Looking forward to premiere night! Who doesn't love a red carpet? (sans Ryan Seacrest tho, please)

tarable said...

8/17/2007 5:56 PM

11. Shia LaBeouf has been called the next Tom Hanks and so have you.

12. His first name is almost as original as your first name.

Miss Scarlet said...

8/18/2007 2:10 PM

If he's not available, you could try another Disney Channel "star": Adam Lamberg.

It's been suggested that Alyson Hannigan might do well to play me in a movie. Not so much because we look alike (though with her hair dark it's certainly not as much of a stretch as some other casting choices) - clearly you and Mr. LaBeouf are long-lost twins - but in personality.

So who shall play Dr. Katonian?

Kato (post author) said...

8/22/2007 11:21 PM

Vic Liv: It would be the summer's feel-good comedy/drama/action/buddy flick.

Tarable: 11. So true! 12. Yea, though stupid Kaelin had to besmirch its majesty.

Miss Scarlet: Yes, I've seen Mr. Lamberg and I think he could pull me off. I can't decide if I'd want Miss Hannigan to play you. It might be a good choice, but I think she's hot, so that would be incredibly awkward.

As for Dr. Katonian... Jason Alexander? I don't know.

a reid said...

8/27/2007 3:08 PM

You do look amazingly alike now that you put the glasses and goatee on him. Especially good choice since it is really hard to fake liking Matzah Ball soup.