WITFITS: I Don't Have Any, So Stop Asking

Topics: Amber MacArthur, Internet, Lijit

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I Don't Have Any, So Stop Asking

by Kato @ 4:11 PM

Apparently someone who uses Lijit must think I have pictures of Amber MacArthur nude. They are quite persistent. I assure you, I have no such images of the lovely and talented Miss MacArthur. And even if I did, why would I share them with you, anonymous searcher? Also, why, of all people, would I have them? I'm not Canadian. I don't even own a Mac.

The Internet is weird.

But thanks to Lijit for letting me know that I'm not catering enough to the "wants to see geek chics nude" market. Would a picture of "Kilt Day" on The Screensavers tide you over?

6 comments

tarable said...

8/01/2007 10:19 AM

Kato, we have a neat feature that allows you to filter search terms. All you need to do is put in the terms 'Amber MacArtur nude' and then those terms will not ever show up again. Poof! It doesn't guarantee that those people aren't searching you for those, but at least you won't see it. Find it on your profile page, under the popular searches cloud.

Kato (post author) said...

8/01/2007 10:36 AM

Ah yes, but then if I did that I wouldn't know what weird things people were searching for and it wouldn't be fodder for my blog.

Miss Scarlet said...

8/02/2007 8:59 AM

Sorry, I know you don't have any, but I couldn't help but look again and again. It's like looking in the fridge 10 times and hoping food will appear the very next time you open up the door.

Kato (post author) said...

8/02/2007 12:21 PM

I'm not sure how to feel about that...

The StormBringer said...

8/02/2007 1:20 PM

She SOUNDS hot!

tarable said...

8/02/2007 2:25 PM

Actually, you will still know what weird things people are searching you for because we will still include it in your search stats. But the world will not be able to see it. I would hate to steal any fodder for your posts.