You ever just stumble across something you were saving and had completely forgotten about, like a cup full of spare change, or better yet, food? I just opened a desk drawer at work, one that I access relatively frequently but only ever pull open halfway, and discovered an unopened bag of Pepper Jack Doritos AND half a bag of Candy Corn. I about died of glee. It has to be one of the best feelings ever (though, being a simpleton, I'm amused by even the slightest things. Look, a bird! Tee-hee!) If I wasn't so stuffed from my lunch at Baker's Square (Four words, people: Cinnamon Roll French Toast!) I'd devour them both.

Well, maybe a couple candy corn wouldn't hurt. It's the day after Halloween, after all.