WITFITS: Are You Gellin'?

Topics: Gellin, Random

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by Kato @ 9:51 PM

NO, all right? I'm not gellin', you smug bastards. Okay? Is that what you want to hear? Is it?! You walk around on your comfort insoles and you mock me with your non-fallen arches and your smooth, callous-free souls.

I'm not gellin'. I admit it, okay? I'm not gellin' like Magellen, or a felon, or Tori Spelling, or Doug Llewelyn. I'm just not. I... I'm just not.

Damn you. Damn you and your insipid gels! Damn you all to Hell.

4 comments

rayray said...

10/01/2006 10:47 PM

Are you smellin'...........what the ROCK..........is cookin'?

Anonymous said...

10/02/2006 5:15 AM

THANK YOU!!!!

Now I know I'm not the only one who wants to beat those smug "You are so NOT gellin" bastards about their respective heads

Pre said...

10/03/2006 12:23 AM

Eff those effing gels. Just buy running shoes and wear them everywhere like an eccentric loser.

It works for me.

Kato (post author) said...

10/04/2006 1:57 AM

RayRay: I hope it's meatloaf.

Paulius: Ah the true power of blogging: discovering that you are not alone in despising saturation marketing.

Pre: You are a freak. ;)