WITFITS: Ohhh, Fudgems!

Topics: Dominos, Fudgems, Random

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by Kato @ 6:19 PM

Seriously, what the fuck is up with Domino's latest promotion? First of all, who wants cheap, fast-food brownies with pizza? Second, an anthropomorphized dessert that sounds like a cross between Gizmo the Gremlin and a retarded Ewok? Seriously? Not since the days of The Noid have I felt such trepidation regarding pizza.

9 comments

Sunny said...

9/24/2006 7:20 PM

Know what ya mean Kato-

I love chocolate but that ad has almost turned me against it..........almost.

MC Etcher said...

9/25/2006 12:20 PM

Yes, yes yes! Fudgems is a terrible mascot. What's next, "F*ckums"?

Woman opens door to find pizza man and a penis with legs waiting there. "This is F*ckums. He's here for your six-year-old daughter."

"Oh F*ckums!" The woman exclaims happily.

Giving food body parts just doesn't work - what's up with that horrible Chips Ahoy creature?

Kato (post author) said...

9/25/2006 12:54 PM

Miz S: It's not like their brownies even look that appetizing (especially when there is a giant fuzzy one walking around and chuckling demonically).

Etch:Ha! "Fuckums", I love it! I wonder if Ron Jeremy would sign on to do the voice?

Vicarious Living said...

9/25/2006 8:59 PM

And then there's the residue after they hug Fudgems....

Kato (post author) said...

9/25/2006 10:28 PM

Yea, WHAT is UP with THAT?

Anonymous said...

9/26/2006 12:38 AM

(Puts on Geek Hat)

Gizmo was a Mogwai, not a Gremlin.

(Removes geek hat)

That is all.

Kato (post author) said...

9/26/2006 10:26 AM

Good point.