If I were a superhero I'd be Captain Wrinkled Pants Man. My costume would be pretty standard business casual attire, accented by my trademark slacks of perpetual creasitude. I wouldn't have any superpower per se, unless you count arriving-late/leaving-early to/from work a superpower and not just "grounds for dismissal". I guess I do make pretty good tacos, though that only borders on "heroic", not "superheroic". And has nothing to do with pants.

Though I do love me some pants.

Did I say "If I were a superhero"? I probably meant to say, "Because I'm way too lazy to iron".

I know, if you go back and substitute that into the original sentence it doesn't fit. I have been known to eschew logic for comedic purpose from time to time. Look, I'm just as surprised as you.

Oh, also, I think I was supposed to say "underwear pervert" where I have "superhero", lest I incur the wrath of the almighty Marvel and DC Comics. Meh, I'm too lazy to go back and change it. Let the wrath be incurred.

Tags: Life, Superhero, Underwear Pervert, Random