I have mentioned before that lately I seem to have trouble reading anything correctly the first time. This was proven to me again the other day, around the time of Talk Like A Pirate Day. I drove past a local church and I swear the sign out front said:

"God's answers are wiser than our pirates."

I thought this was pretty insulting to pirates everywhere. Don't they have enough problems, what with the scurvy and the generally poor health care coverage?

Of course, I realize now that the sign says "prayers" not "pirates", though to be honest, that doesn't make much more sense.