Well, okay, that's not strictly true. But lately, I feel like my ability to read has begun to diminish. I subscribe to a number of news feeds and I swear that I'm unable to correctly read the titles of many of them at first glance. I'll read a headline and think, "That's an odd story", and then reread it (sometimes a couple of times) and finally it clicks that I'm misreading one of the words.

Can you catch Dyslexia?

Seriously, though, it's starting to concern me. Is my font too small? Do I need to update my prescription? Am I wearing my glasses backwards? It can also be quite a let down. Imagine my disappointment when I realized that the story "NASA Boobs Heart-Monitoring Tech" actually read "Boosts". Bummer. Or how about this one, "Worried about rape, moms iron girls' breasts" which actually turned out to be... wait, that one's real. Jesus, WTF?

Fortunately, I'm not completely alone. One commenter over at The Hater pointed out that they were originally confused by the post entitled "An Us Weekly Investigation" thinking it was about regularly examining one's rectum.