I've talked to you before about how the ladies can't seem to get enough of me. Today I received perhaps the best e-mail ever. I could be her second half!

My name Tatyana. If to be fair, I do not know what to write to you as I for the first time get acquainted on the Internet. But I nevertheless shall try to make it.
I never got acquainted the first with men, in fact men always begin acquaintance to women.
I in general am very happy, that could write to you as I badly know a computer. But with the divine help at me it has turned out. I was interested with your structure and I have dared to write to you. I with impatience shall wait from you the answer. Probably you my second half!!! I very strongly want to find to myself of the partner in life as to me 28 years, and at me are not present the family and children. In fact time leaves very quickly and we shall not notice, that the life has already has passed by, and we and have not understood for what lived. Forgive, I already probably have bothered you with the reasonings:).
I want to write to you a little about me:
My growth of 5.7 foots, weight of 54 kgs. I have attractive appearance and a harmonous [sic] figure. It is a pity, that I cannot send you the picture. I am very cheerful and cheerful person with sense of humour [sic]. I like when concerning the man and the woman, the leader the man. You can be the leader in attitudes? I always listen to opinion of the man and I adhere to it. I the quiet woman also do not love quarrel. Well, on it I shall finish the letter. Tomorrow I shall come again into the Internet of cafe and I shall be very happy to see your letter. I shall give you my e-mail for fast communication and I do not know as you to send the photo. Through e-mail I can send you her without problems.
I with the big hope wait from you the letter. Good-bye.
Tatyana.

The poetry of this correspondence made me swoon, especially the part about time leaving very quickly. Beautiful. And I must say, I'm flattered. I never thought my structure was that interesting.

I guess I should go bring up my program of e-mail to fast communicate my response. Hopefully her big hope with impatience of waiting won't turn her off me.

Oh, and I should probably take down my ad on RussianBrides.com, as it looks like I may have found me a wife!

Divine help at me!