You're having a perfectly normal day and you think that maybe, just maybe, the world might turn out okay.

Then you come across these girls and you are left speechless, the only word able to escape your lips is a resigned fuck.

The gals adorning today's column with gleeful racism are Lamb and Lynx Gaede, fraternal sisters that make up the American duo act Prussian Blue. It's hard to describe the genre of music these two fall under. I mean, what do you call the type of music pre-teen girls might sing at a Hitler Youth rally? Oh, right: white nationalist folk/bubblegum pop. An underrepresented category, to be sure.

If you are really interested in hearing them sing, you can certainly find them on YouTube or at what passes for their official site (CSS and XHTML haven't filtered down to the white supremacist movement yet, apparently). But please, don't bother. Imagine any 12 year old girl singing (badly, off key, and with her sister slightly off tempo) about Rudolf Hess and maintaining a pure, white bloodline, and you get the picture.

*shudder*

I wish I could blame The South for this, god how I wish I could blame The South. Alas, they were raised on a ranch in California and have a step-daddy who registered the swastika as a cattle brand (and also wears it as a trendy belt-buckle). And of course, of course, they were home-schooled, as if anyone had any doubt about that being the case. White supremacist and anarchist militiamen never send their kids to public school--they might be fed disinformation or accidentally talk to one of them "colored folk". Normal people have to work for a living and send their kids off to school so that someone else has to deal with them. Supremacist and militants teach important life lessons like keeping the ammo dry by storing it in the refrigerator and the glory of the blue-eyed Christian Jesus.

It's a shame, really. The girls are kinda cute, in a "I'd have sex with them when they were old enough just to lie to them afterwards about having a black immigrant father and Jewish Holocaust-surviving mother" sort of way. But that's probably just me.