I was just watching a program I TiVo'd and since I'm working at the computer I let it drift into commercial (something no sane person would normally do). Since it was Comedy Central, and they only have perhaps five advertisers, a commercial came on that I'm sure we've all seen a million times. As the catchy steel drum tune played in the background, girls proceeded to "get wild" left and right, and I was struck with an interesting thought: there's a percentage of the male population who can't enjoy the Girl's Gone Wild series because, well, they are related to one of the participants.

How awkward.

Imagine Horny Joe intercepting the UPS guy so as to grab his package (not a euphamism) before his wife gets home from work. Eager to find out how wild the coeds really get, he pops in the DVD so as to grab his package (euphamism) before his wife gets home from work. A few minutes in and several bad college decisions later, Joe finds out what his sweet little Sally did during Spring Break.

Uh. Yea. There's a guy who won't be getting another erection anytime soon.

No need to thank me, your silence is thanks enough.