It's fall in Northeastern Ohio, and you know what that means: Kato spends the next six months depressed and bitching about the weather.

I like to bitch about the weather. It's what we do in Ohio to forget about the fact that Mother Nature routinely shits on us without even a courtesy flush. That and watching our sports teams routinely choke.

Fall has been pretty nice here so far. It's been warm and pleasant, though windy and rainy at times. Well, that's all changed. Yesterday it was 70 (!) degrees Fahrenheit. Today: 32. For those not comfortable with math, that's a thirty-eight degree cold front. I woke up this morning and couldn't find my balls, they had retreated into my body cavity. "No thanks, we tried out the 'descended' thing and it's not all it's cracked up to be." Figures.

Oh well, at least I can get back to having that affair with my Winter coat.