Allow me to wish everyone out there in Blog-reading-land a Happy Halloween. I'm not sure why one would actually evoke that as a greeting, seeing as the day doesn't hold any specific sentiment (it's not like we're celebrating Al O. Ween's birthday or something), but I bow to tradition. Besides, it's a fun day for anyone with even one eighth of a soul and doesn't commemorate Manifest Destiny, marmotan umbrage, or insufferable loneliness. Plus, and this is a proven fact, calories from candy don't count on October 31st. I know, I know, it's a weird phenomenon, but I guarantee that it's true (guarantee assumes co-existence in an alternate dimension where candy is made from dust).

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