I have the hots for Erin, the esurance representative and, apparently, super-spy. Her pink hair, sexy voice, fantastic body and, let's face it, knack for saving money, really captivate me. But I don't have the courage to ask her out on a date. I don't have enough self confidence to do it. I mean, what could a woman like that possibly see in a geeky computer guy like me (who just so happens to be stunningly handsome)? I can't possibly offer her thrills greater than those found in her every day life. I mean, for a woman who is constantly evading the bad guys just long enough to buy insurance, how exciting is a little army of 32mm Lord of the Rings miniatures lined up in formation to perfectly recreate the Battle of Helm's Deep?

Also, she's a cartoon character, so I don't really know how that will work. Like, does she have to come to our world or do I go to hers? And if I try to cop a feel during dinner, will I get a paper cut from her two dimensional cartoon body? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to admire her from afar.

Yea, I know. There's something wrong with me.

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