WITFITS: Bring out your dead

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by Kato @ 5:37 PM

About a month ago I treated (tortured) you all with my (seemingly) witty takes on the church sign phenomenon. WITFITS reader Paulius pointed me to a similar site, Tombstone Generator, where I could create, well, tombstones. And so I subject you all again to my attempts at humor:

7 comments

Vicarious Living said...

7/24/2005 6:57 PM

Maybe you could forward these on to Disney? I really think it's time the graveyard at the Haunted House got updated.

Witty & Wicked said...

7/25/2005 10:18 AM

Maybe we need to revisit Cliche 101. If this time it killed you... then ok. That was the point -only if you survive you are stronger.
Perhaps this instead:

I thought I would only go blind...

Litany said...

7/25/2005 3:05 PM

'Bitter to the end' is the best one!

You should try to sell some of these to the companies that make novelty tombstones for Halloween!

Paulius said...

7/26/2005 2:10 AM

I actually have two choices that I want on my gravestone:

"Here lies Paulius, and he's bloody annoyed"

Or, written in teeny weeny tiny writing, right in the middle of the stone, so you have to get really close to read it:

"You're standing on my balls"

Kato (post author) said...

7/27/2005 9:15 PM

Cindy: I would but by court order I am not permitted to contact anyone representing the Disney Corporation. Something about too many jokes about Walt's frozen head.

W & W: Now whatever would make me go blind? ;)

Lit: Glad you liked it. I should really give up on this computer programmer business and become a full-time tombstone artist. If I strike it big, I'll rememeber you all (custom tombstone for you, let's say, 10% off).

Paulius: Ha! Indeed I am, mate, indeed I am.

Rory said...

7/28/2005 9:09 AM

Better the Wizard should die so that the Elf might live.

Kato (post author) said...

7/28/2005 1:09 PM

Rory: Elf shot the food.