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by Kato @ 5:41 PM

I had so much fun coming up with fake church signs, I decided to torture you all with some more. That and I had 3 hours worth of meetings today during which to contemplate them, as well as the lyrics to Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl" which has been the song on the radio every morning when I've woken up for the past couple of weeks. Seriously, guys, rotate your playlist. But, she does have a point: this shit is, in fact, bananas.

And now, without further ado, more sacrilege:

I have to apologize for the lack of content over the past week or so. I've wanted to blog but I've been relatively busy and seemingly exhausted all the time. My muse has abandoned me for the time being, I think, so I haven't felt creative enough to post. But, I have notes on about ten different topics so when I get my energy back you all will likely drown in a deluge of Katonian missives.

6 comments

Paulius said...

6/16/2005 8:53 PM

If you like that, check out www.tombstonegenerator.com same thing, but with, you guessed it, tombstones!

Vicarious Living said...

6/17/2005 3:52 AM

Seriously Kato, you are a funny man. I want to wallpaper my breakroom in these.

The Proprietor said...

6/17/2005 8:34 AM

What? No "Rhythm Method Special" -- Every 7th baptism free?

Phoenix said...

6/17/2005 9:53 AM

Hi. This is your muse. For the record, you haven't been abandoned. We all deserve a little time off now and then, and if I want to use some personal time to have a mole removed that's my own damn business! Now watch it with the whining mister, or I'll inspire you to wax your jowels.

Love,
The Muse

Litany said...

6/19/2005 2:59 PM

Great, funny stuff! You should send these to Jay Leno

Kato (post author) said...

6/20/2005 11:19 AM

Paulius: Excellent, thank you for the link. Just one more thing to pad my blog with when I'm not feeling creative enough to stick more than two sentences together at a time.

Cindy: Thanks, Cindy! Feel free to do so, maybe your initiative will get you a pay increase or something. Then again, maybe it would get you a pay cut. Corporate types don't tend to jive with my sense of humor.

Prop: No, 'cause that special ran out like two months ago. It was a promotional deal in select markets. I think they're just about to test "Diet Cherry Vanilla Communion Wine" in our area, though, so look out for it.

Phoenix: Hey, thanks for relaying that message from my muse. If you see her/him/it again could you remind them that they still owe me that fifteen bucks they promised? Seriously, it was like two months ago.

Lit: Thank you. Screw Leno, he probably hasn't written his own material in 15 years.