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5ive rejected Star Wars tie-ins

by Kato @ 1:52 PM

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker replica figure / block of wood.
Padme's Birth Control and Home Pregnancy Test Kit (contents include: 1 pregnancy test).
Token Black Guy Mace Windu Action Figure. Comes with cuss-n-spin action.
Inappropriate Racial Stereotype Alien Funpack.
Wookiee Dictionary Featuring Over 1 Words!

2 comments

Phoenix said...

5/25/2005 5:21 PM

I find #2 to be particularly silly, because you know she'd have to be a human with feelings or emotions in order to pee on a stick. Stupid Crappy Acting Natalie Portman.

Kato (post author) said...

5/30/2005 5:54 PM

You have a point. It's funny that the droids have more emotion than Anakin and Padme.