Heather pointed me to a fun little link earlier this week. Das Planerium, which appears to be a German South Park fan site, has a cool flash app on their site called
South Park Studio. It's sorta like a paper doll maker where you can create your own custom kid from South Park. Since I've always wondered what I'd look like if Trey Parker and Matt Stone worked their magic on me (who hasn't), I spent some time coming up with some Park-sized Katos. Check it:
Not a bad rendition of myself, if a little more rotund. Here are several others I came up with, all of which are links to a larger version:
Now I know I've been tellin' y'all that I'm a pimp. Here's the proof.
"I don't know what you heard about me / But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me / No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see / That I'm a motherfuckin'
P-I-M-P."
Kato the Crusader! Take that, you heathens! I suppose this could also be Kato the (Lawful Good) Paladin. I do love me some
Heironeous. Or, god forbid, it could be
LARP Kato: "
Lightning bolt! Lightning Bolt! Sleep!"
Kevin Costner ain't got shit on Kato Hood! Although if I had to choose, I'd rather surround myself with a band of merry
women than a bunch of dudes in tights. And why would the people listen to me? Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
See if you can wrap your brain around this one: Kato as B Real from Cypress Hill as a South Park character.
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
Now I know I've been tellin' y'all that I'm a pimp. Here's the proof. "I don't know what you heard about me / But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me / No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see / That I'm a motherfuckin'
Kato the Crusader! Take that, you heathens! I suppose this could also be Kato the (Lawful Good) Paladin. I do love me some Heironeous. Or, god forbid, it could be LARP Kato: "Lightning bolt! Lightning Bolt! Sleep!"
Kevin Costner ain't got shit on Kato Hood! Although if I had to choose, I'd rather surround myself with a band of merry women than a bunch of dudes in tights. And why would the people listen to me? Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
See if you can wrap your brain around this one: Kato as B Real from Cypress Hill as a South Park character. Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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