From: Paul A. Davis [LousyNoGood@spammer.com]
To: Kato@Umm, no.com
Subject: Horny pills - $2.99/dose

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From: Kato@Umm, no.com
To: Paul A. Davis [LousyNoGood@Spammer.com]
Subject: Your fabulous offer.

Dear Paul A. Davis,

Wow! I can't tell you how glad I am that you made me aware of this fantastic offer! $2.99/dose, that's fantastic! All my life I've wanted to be on the inside track to great deals on consumer products and you've opened the door for me. You must be a really nice person to send this to someone you don't even know!

And I especially appreciate your persistence. Yea, I know, there was awhile there I wasn't getting my mail. I was pretty busy and couldn't check it every day. It's great that, anticipating such problems in the future, you've sent me this offer ten times in the past couple of days. Don't worry, I got them! I guess it's my lucky week--I wasn't really going to check my mail tonight cause I figured there'd be nothing but spam and junk, but lo and behold you come through with this amazing offer!

Since I got a bunch of copies does that mean someone else missed out? I hope not, cause I'd feel awfully guilty about it. Plus, it must take a lot of your time to write up each of these advertisements by hand. You must be a fabulous typist! Even still, I bet you have a wife and a family that miss you cause you spend all your time e-mailing little old me to make sure I'm in the know about the latest fantastic deals. $2.99/dose, wow! You're one of a kind, Paul A. Davis. There should be more people in the world like you!

I must say, this e-mail from you really hits home! I mean, as a man in his mid-to-late twenties, I have been starting to wonder about the quality of my erections. In my advancing years I have noticed a significant response difference and I've begun to fear that maybe things aren't quite the same--you know, down there--as they were when I was just a lad in my early twenties. For instance, I used to think Kirstie Alley was pretty hot, but now when I look at her it does nothing for me--like, she looks like a fat 54 year old actress to me, or something. I was really beginning to worry that there was nothing I could do!!

You have given me some really good reasons in this e-mail and the others you sent about why I should check into both the products you mention. I have been gliding by with mediocre to sub-par erections for some time now, I'd really like to see what kind of difference an excellent one would make in my life. I would probably be able to sustain a meaningful relationship much longer (no pun intended!), don't you think? And $2.99/dose, gee whiz! Earlier you pointed out the benefit of "fast & easy" erections, which really piqued my interest. It has been such a hassle for me lately to have to see a naked woman before, you know, things start to get moving. I would be much happier if I didn't have to mess with all that courtship and foreplay stuff. Paul A. Davis, you're selling me the equivalent of a "hard-on" light switch ... and I'm buyin'! I also noticed you advertising at one point "rock hard erections". Hallelujah! Lately I've been consumed with the fear that I might damage something down there since there aren't any bones or anything, but you've assuaged my fears. Plus, this means I can stop wearing a cup to softball practice--I'll just pop a pill!

Your promises of "long lasting" and "prolonged" effects are another great comfort to me. As I said, I've noticed many changes over the years. I can't believe I'm telling you this, but, gosh, they hardly ever last four hours anymore, not like they used to. My days would be so much more anxiety free if I didn't have to worry about my erections wearing off. If I could just take some of the medication you offer me in this fantastic deal ($2.99/dose, amazing!) and walk around with it all day, think of how much I could get done! My job productivity would go way up, I'd probably finish my taxes on time for once, maybe I'd finish building that ship-in-a-bottle that's been sitting on the shelf in pieces all these years. Things are looking up for me, and it's all thanks to you, Paul A. Davis.

Paul A. Davis, I am really happy to read the point about "no prescription asked". I don't know how many times I've gone to the pharmacy and tried to get medication and they've asked me for a prescription! What nerve! In fact, I tried to go in to my local CVS Pharmacy not that long ago and pick up one of the fine products you are offering me in this fabulous deal. I asked for a bottle and they asked me if I had a prescription and I told them it was none of their business. I waved fifty bucks right in front of them to show I was planning on paying, but they insisted I needed a prescription and then they called the night manager, claiming I was being belligerent. And I don't even know what that word means. But, you're telling me that if I follow those links, no one will ask me such stupid and personal questions about whether I have a prescription or not? I can't believe how wonderful and amazing of a deal this is!

Oh, and I really appreciate the discreet packaging. I probably wouldn't do it if I knew I'd come home to a note on a door that said, "Mr. Katonian, please come to the office. Your penis pills have arrived." Cause, of course, I'd have to go over there and all the girls would be laughing at me and the Mexican landscapers would point at me and call me names like Fláccido Domingo. I won't go through that again, no sir. But thanks to you, no one else has to know about the problems in my pants!

In closing, Paul A. Davis, I just really, really, really, wanted to thank you for all you've done for me! I plan on following those links (to two products, I can't believe it!) and buying some of these fantastic products before this deal on horny pills runs out. If you don't mind me asking, though, how did you know whom to tell about it? I mean, have my friends been talking to you, or something? Did you, like, run in to one of my ex-girlfriends, is that how you knew about my problems? Cause if it was Kara, she was the one with problem, if you ask me. All I asked was that she wear the orphan costume and call me Daddy Warbucks, that's all I asked. Still, you managed to find a man in need and I'm forever in your debt for giving me the chance to act on what is a truly outstanding deal! Maybe someday I can repay this debt to you. And I'll have plenty of money and time to pay it off with, at only $2.99/doze! Whizzo!

Thank you Paul A. Davis. God bless you!

May your erections be always excellent, prolonged, and rock hard,
Kato Katonian

P.S. I tried clicking on the link to change my mail preferences so I could sign up for even more great offers from you, but the link didn't work. It's probably just from all the people like me that are clambering to get in on the great deals on horny pills. $2.99/dose, wow!

P.P.S. If you ever send me another piece of e-mail I will hunt you down and cut it off. Take care!