WITFITS: 5ive reasons I wasn't elected the new Pope

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by Kato @ 5:33 PM

I own an entire fishbowl full of condoms.
The cardinals weren't keen on my edict declaring that, if elected, I should be describe as "Pope-a-licious".
When asked about the Trinity my first response was: "Carrie-Ann Moss is HAWT!"
My stance that "The Force" is an integral part of the Catholic faith goes against Scripture, apparently.
I once referred to the Eucharist as "a little slice o' Christ".

2 comments

Phoenix said...

I voted for you. I had to, since I aided and abetted the existance of said fishbowl.

Kato (post author) said...

Best present I ever got. In a pinch, they make interesting water balloons.